Aunt Zelda: Sabrina, pass me the UNHOLY butter so I can spread it with my CURSED knife on this DARK bread and eat my DESECRATED bacon on this BLACK day, PRAISE SATAN!
percy jackson had some fucken nerve at 12 yrs old like. not only he sliced Medusa’s head, but he also shipped it to olympus and wrote down his name and “best wishes” like… he Did that