listen we got two flavors of white lgbt dialect on here.
we got the bland one: uwu lsdjf sldj slfj i’m so oo gay??? uwu soft…. i want to be surrounded by flowers…. h-hewwo?? i’m sowwy….. pwease love me ;;
and we got the spicy one: i’m big kin with sufjan stevens skating in the park. i want to get rawed by 500 cryptids and fuck my big orc significant other behind my house.
me @ all the white lgbts tagging themselves as one or the other as if this post isn’t maliciously mocking them:
Catra tells herself that she touches Entrapta’s hair all the time to create a sense of intimacy and bind Entrapta to the Horde, but it’s really because she’s been touch-starved ever since Adora left and she sleeps alone every night.