lmaonade:

girlfriend: *tries to boop my nose*

me, knowing if she does so the top of my head will pop open to reveal a gamecube disc reader: haha babe stoooooop

lets-play-a-game-tumut:

pk-freezer-burnt:

lets-play-a-game-tumut:

WOAH!

just remembered i have my very own skeleton under all this flesh! 🙂

Not for long!

surugakanbaru:

grandmastersuggestion:

mediocregoth:

grandmastersuggestion:

saw infinity war happening but I didn’t get involved because I was sitting on the bench

what makes you think youre better than thanos

Because I was over on the bench

chefpyro:

rikmach:

chefpyro:

dinosaurs probably wouldnt be half as popular if they still existed cause they’d just be animals and wouldn’t be as mysterious

like. rhinos are right there. they’re super cool in concept but they’re right there and nobody cares

I care about Rhinos.

ilovemusicalyy:

jordynarily:

ooh i could totally see these two bonding over how much they love their bffs

candyraver:

i love when my mutuals make posts. even “im eating a carrot” yes BITCH you eat that FUCKING carrot !!