me, long ago, perfectly innocent: hm, i don’t have a lot of followers, but i wanna perform well for them so i’m going to construct a good queue system and post content that they’ll enjoy !!
what if instead of “7 minutes in heaven” theres a “7 minutes in hell” and what you do is you put 2 people in a closet for 7 mins and they have to beat the absolute shit out of each other
FELLAS is it gay to tackle and kiss the love of your everlasting life onto the ice in front of a stunned international audience and then stare deeply into his eyes while lying on top of him because he’s the light of your world and you can’t contain everything you feel for him in your big sappy russian body anymore?