pornstarwars:

my mum was telling me that when i was little there was a grasshopper on the car but i didn’t know what grasshoppers were called so i pointed at it and said “look at that handsome man”

thyrell:

dennsokagi:

Hahaha amazing door

finger remover 9000

Source: dennsokagi

lion:

when you open the fridge after your mom went grocery shopping

allaroundnerd:

blad-the-inhaler:

valucard:

tumblr is a very bad website but outsiders call it bad for all the wrong reasons

non-Tumblr: ha stupid fangirls fainting over yaoi and microagressions all day lol

Tumblr: Do You Understand There Are Train-Fetishizing Nazis Here

I swear! Everytime I end up hearing Tumblr is bad, I think “oh, other people know about the nazis and shit on here,” then they start talking about SJWs…

what are your otps in bnha?

ommanyte:

all might x surviving the series

soocculents:

me: *doesnt really care for astrology*

also me when someone says something abt my sign:

recgnze:

😩

gaypeopletwitter:

astalkingirin:

disgustinganimals:

notobadthings:

I knew what would happen and yet

What *can’t* we learn from looking to the wisdom of nature?

Here’s one

The best part is that the cat’s first box was already too small. “I learned nothing and never will.”