thequantumqueer:

tea-dominus-rex:

pinkiepiebones:

baking-accident:

series of unfortunate events except with the mcelroy brothers and everyone still says stuff like “but you’re CHILDREN” even though they are clearly 3 grown men being sent to various guardians and boarding schools

Justin: *pointing at everyone* Olaf. Olaf. Suuuuuuuper Olaf.

Travis: But why would Count Olaf keep using such poor disguises and getting cau-

Griffin: It’s his fetish.

I have some questions that need answers

Can only Justin and Travis understand what Griffin is saying, like only Violet and Klaus can understand Sunny?

And 

Do the brothers have similar abilities as the Baudelaires? 

Like is Justin an inventor and is Travis a great researcher?

And is Griffin just really good at… biting things?    

[ID: Griffin McElroy biting the stem off of an unpeeled banana]