transmascbastard:

Burger King will give you a whopper for one cent if you go within 600 feet of a McDonald’s and order one from their app

First of all, power move

Second, this means any poor person with a phone and the new Burger King app can literally get food for a penny just by going to McDonalds, which is probably a goddamn lifesaver if you’re regularly worried about where your next meal is coming from

This lasts until December 12, 2018

So, yeah. Save some cash and stay fed.

argumate:

in bold countermove, PornHub announces new coffeehouse AU fanfiction category

my-insanity-is-an-artform:

kyraneko:

animateglee:

ohboywonder:

is that no teacher ever called him James by accident, or that Ron never was called “Bill-, eh Charl-, no Per-, argh!”

As a younger sister who knows this struggle all too well: THIS IS REAL. Pretty sure 70% of my past teachers still think I’m called what my sister is called in fact.

Imagine Fred being called Percy by McGonagall accidentally and then he gets so offended that he refers to her by “Professor [insert any other name but McGonagall” for the rest of the year, costing Gryffindor a considerable amount of points one at a time.

From then on, she vows to just call them all Mr Weasley.

Until Ginny comes along and she calls her Mr Weasley by accident and Ginny “accidentally’ calls her Sir and it starts again.

It’s lightly off-topic but also slightly relevant but I have long cherished this mental image of Professor Snape saying something snappish to Harry in just the wrong tone of voice and Harry absentmindedly, wearily, and completely accidentally responding with, “Yes, Aunt Petunia.”

It’s dead silent after that. Snape doesn’t even dignify that with an answer. 

Snape is referred to as Aunt Petunia for the rest of the year by the entire year level.

sabertoothwalrus:

killthemwithkyman:

the real tumblr alternative is one google doc shared to everyone on this website so we can all edit it at the same time in different fonts and colors

I’d copy “do you love the colors of the sky” in it’s entirety and spam ctrl-v

thekingisagirl:

redandpointy:

useless-denmarkfacts:

tilthat:

TIL that Denmark – supposedly the happiest country in the world – is Europe’s second-largest consumer of anti-depressants.

via reddit.com

Will you quit calling us out like that man

soooo they a) have a health network that b) diagnoses and addresses mental illness including chemical deficiencies and c) makes store bought brain chemicals accessible to people who need them, which d) allows people the ability to help manage their depression because their chemistry is no longer fucked up and actively working against them?

Yeah no wonder they’re happy. They are getting treatment and aren’t suffering because their lying brains are bullshitting them into anxiety and depression. sign me the fuck up.

Them: people in Denmark who need anti depressants get them

Some of yall: they cheatin