more of the same. better hair but still obviously a wig. nice display of muscles. 5/10
poncho:Ā
GLORIOUS. radiant. brings out his eyes. 9/10
thor 2:
hair looks spectacular but still little change in the basic outfit formula. beard less garish yellow which is always a plus. 7/10
age of ultron:Ā
stray hairs framing his face?? the v neck?? the collar popping like his pussy?? absolute icon. 10/10Ā
this monstrosity:Ā
baggy? hideous? thor babe what the fuck are you doing. you look like a destitute trucker. 0/10.
thor 3:Ā
GOD the off the shoulder capeā¦ buzz cutā¦ tasteful pieces of contrasting armourā¦ bisexual icon. 10/10.
bonus:
what can i even fucking say? the board shorts??? the washboard abs paired with the floaty whatever the fuck that shirt is?? the fact that heās in bare feet??? i know i throw around the wordĀ āiconicā but. truly. bicon. 11/10.
i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen theĀ āhello its me your cousin oskaar from icelandā video on my dash yet you are all slackers
i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i
Northern Iceland is on the Arctic Circle, same as where I live rn so like. Have a glimpse of my reality. Enjoy.
Honest to god I canāt understand anything any of them say.
Itās two gay guys using hockey terms to catcall the two presumably straight hockey players (riley and jonesy) who then counter by being comfortable enough to accept the compliments. The conversation then continues along to describe different words and terms for a variety of queer folk as if said words were also hockey players. So when they say a word got cut itās merely a euphanism for people agreeing not to use that term. The whole scene is two (presumably straight) men being educated gently on the subject by two gay men and listening rather than bickering.
this dialogue is like something out of a greek drama itās both downright melodic and utterly incomprehensible
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